chARMANDer
#dailyshow :D

#dailyshow :D

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

why does my dog always fall asleep in the worst possible places

when I need to use the bathroom: right in front of the toilet

when I’m about to eat dinner with my family: right under the dinner table

when it’s dark and I don’t have my glasses on and I’m stumbling toward my room after getting a snack from the kitchen: right in the middle of the fucking hallway

and a side note: attempting to give chase to parked cars is really unnecessary. I’ve had enough of your shit, dog.

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

ozzy

leonsbuddydave:

I met a traveller from way the hell off

who said: two gigantic, fucked-up rock legs

be out there in the middle of goddamn nowhere

right next to them covered in shit some kinda big face

looked pretty pissed & upset & whatnot

all damn covered in words

"yo ozymandias here, this my shit"

"better than your shit, get fucked buddy"

not much else tho, just sand

shitloads of sand all over the place

thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.
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unexplained-events:

Dial-up sound (700% slower)

entp-adviceorbust:

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

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